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Nazi Supermen Angels = LULZ!!

The Schuelers are trapped in a world of masturbatory enochian fantasy – I mean seriously, WTF is Enochian Physics or Enochian Yoga? Kiss my Ass – I’m not buying it’s legitimacy. Their covers also look like they depict nazi supermen chimera at times too. Here’s two reviews of their works from Amazon which caught our eye after setting off our Lulz meter:

“Gerald Schueler has made his own enockian system wich has completely destryed my life. These rituals are extremely powerfull and dangerous. I suffer from cronic schizophrenia due to enockian rituals. These beings want nothing but to destroy humanity…..Once you go up in the higher spheres, there’s no going down..In this book Schueler portrays his pathwork to the abyss of the univerce and the end of humanity. This material is made to kill innocent people. Mary” Here – ok so you’re fucking crazy now because of it but it’s still worth two out of five stars?

“Greetings,

I have had personal experience and contact with Merlinus Sortiarius, who is thanked by Dr. Schueler for his “enochian material”, and Dr. Schueler now refers all students to Merlinus. The truth is these books contain “blinds” and “omissions” to keep the “truth” from the profane, the truth about enochian magic(k). I know because Merlinus sent me a package containing the true enochian alphabet and material to correct the elemental tablets and “blinds” and omissions in this text. He also spoke to me over the telephone in enochian, and commanded a spirit to me, saying “Say Hello To Your New Friend”… this spirit later made me very sick, as I struggled to perform my daily Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram, before leaving that day to see an excellent tarot reader and witch named “Darla” who is a great seer. She told me I had an entity with me, before I told her the story about Merlinus. She told me that Merlinus was part of an ancient and powerful group, using ancient techniques and methods to “pull me in”. He sent the spirit to “protect me” even from her, as “it” knew she would expose the group behind Merlinus, and what was occuring. Two years later, after gaining the courage to call Merlinus back, and total chaos, and magickal battles, I confirmed that yes, all that Darla had told me was true… they are an ancient and powerful order, and a group. I was then told that I would have to come to them to perform my first “angelic” evocation. Darla told warned me that in her visions, if I went, I would be sacrificed along with others during ritual. Truth? I do not know. I can only tell you it’s a fools game to pursue this particular path, in my opinion, and I feel lucky to be free of any oaths, further deceptions, etc. Powerful magic? Indeed…the most powerful on the planet. I suspect that the Kaballistic or Hebrew letters & energy is much different from Enochian letters and “entities”.

Beware & Be Wise. Don’t waste your time on puzzles that you cannot get the whole peices for… or work in self delusion on a system that is less than complete without a “master”. There are “secrets” in this world you may not learn until it’s too late. The F.B.I. does NOT keep statistics of missing children… master witch Dr. Evelyn Paglini of Mystical Blend and former F.B.I. Chief Ted Gunderson can elaborate as to why.

There is a reason for this… beware, rare among you will be one so serious and experienced to learn this… I did so at a great cost, and in initial nievety. I learned the missing peices from The Forbidden Knowledge site, and from experience, much research, and dedication, and protection from the Creator himself, via Yeshua. My study of Franz Bardon saved me from being totally ensnared.

Good luck, and beware.” Here – ummm…You were gonna be sacrificed by an evil ancient order, eh dude? sure…and reading through the Schueler’s works you really get a sense they have the hook up on such direct lines of knowledge too that’s why it can appear that they’re, oh say, pulling this stuff outta their arse so very often, yah?

I like the one where Benjamin Rowe owned up on their illogic but it lacks lulz.

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