Care of the R & D scientist @ Dangus labs.

“It’s a mass meditation to stop the dude’s pacemaker.
A shitload of people contacted me when I first suggested it a month or
so ago, expressing both interest and amusement. The reason I picked
this date is because it’s the one year anniversary of his most recent
cardiological exam. Lots of hate has undoubtedly been directed at our
former VP over the last 8 or 9 years, but I submit that no one has
focused much attention on this little device that keeps his wicked old
ticker going. Well,. that needs to change! So let’s DO DIS!
I’m
guessing most of you are off work on Sunday, but even if you’re not,
just take a few moments to focus your mental energies on making the
pacemaker putt out. If you need help with visualization, just imagine
the thing slowly turning into a Yugo (see below), which then throws a
rod in the desert. Maybe pour a little beer into the gas tank for good
measure. I bet Cheney likes to pour beer into his own gas tank anyway
(especially while he’s out hunting birds), so that seems quite fitting.
Alternatively,
you can have him fall victim to a rabid sasquatch in the woods, who
then removes the still-pumping pacemaker from his nefarious chest.
The date is Sunday, July 12. Folks, let’s do this for the betterment of humanity!
yrs.,
heck/dang”
